Friday, December 26, 2025

SlopZap. That's It!

You might know of the BTN programme "SlopZap". And you may be thinking to yourself "Did they steal the likenesses of notable Chiikit citizens?"

Guess what? That's NOT true!

Every time a blob appears in a SlopZap scene, they get paid half of a kanoumu - this includes the theme song and credits. About $5 USD, convert to your own currency. 

Also, in Season 1, my ex appears in it. I handed a cease-and-desist to both CPB (SlopZap's production company) and BTN (channel it airs on) and they can't air S1 anymore as it has my ex. The Season 1 Epi is super rare because of this.

Since us Chiikits can't really get a job in these dark times (bad storms preventing us from going out), SlopZap is our current source of income during the storms. Thank you, BTN!  

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